30 quotations to inspire and entertain you at the same time

DoingWe have collected the quotations that are not only inspirational but also have a good level of fun to read and remember. To get a good dose of inspiration, we prescribe for you to bookmark this page and take your dose of funny inspiration daily…

Let’s start to take the dose… 🙂

  1. “Never memorize something that you can look up.” (Albert Einstein)
  2. “Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb at.” (John C. Maxwell)
  3. “The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.” (Mark Twain)
  4. “The trouble with life is that it’s a do-it-yourself kit without instructions.”

WE BET YOU WILL NOT SHARE these quotations with others because you are busy in reading. 🙂

  1. “Don’t be so open minded that your brain falls out.”
  2. “Never leave hold of what you’ve got until you’ve got hold of something else.” (Murphy’s law)
  3. “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.” (W.C. Fields)
  4. “People will believe anything, if you whisper it.” (Louis Nizer)

An idea came to your mind? Whisper in the comments… 🙂

  1. “No matter what happens, there is always somebody, who knew that it would.” (Murphy’s law)
  2. “The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.” (Will Rogers)
  3.  “Always try to stop talking before people stop listening.”
  4. “Logic can never decide what is possible or impossible.”
  5. “Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.” (Bob Packwood)
  6. “The one who says it can’t be done should never interrupt the one doing it.”
  7. “Hlade’s Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person; they will find an easier way to do it.”

Ask your friend to bring a glass of water for you, as you are busy in reading these quotations.

  1. “Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.”
  2. “Two rules to success in life: 1. Don’t tell people everything you know.”
  3. “Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.”
  4. “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” (George Carlin)
  5. “Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.” (Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach)

Don’t look at the clock, concentrate here… 🙂

  1. “Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.” (Terry Pratchett)
  2. “It’s not how good your work is, it’s how well you explain it.”
  3. “There is a right way, a wrong way, and my way to do everything.”
  4. “If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less.”
  5. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.” (Oscar Levant)
  6. “People will accept your idea much more readily, if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.” (David H. Comins)

Usman Zafar Paracha once said… 🙂

  1. “Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.” (Robert C Gallagher)
  2. “Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.”
  3. “When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.” (The Wall Street Journal)
  4. “When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.”

Do something out of your comfort zone… 😉

You got bonus (of five more quotations)…yuppppiiiiiiiii 🙂

  1. “Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.”
  2. “If everything is coming your way, you are probably in the wrong lane.”
  3. “Four-wheel-drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places.”
  4. “A real person has two reasons for doing anything…A good reason and the real reason.”
  5. “Exceptions always outnumber rules.”

Show us a little smile…:) and read the quotation # 4 in the beginning (in first four) again. Consider yourself not too busy to do great things.

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